Off into the sunset …

54.          Tower

I am an academic type
Who’s nearly but not quite a prof.
I claim this means I theorise,
While others claim that this confirms
An ivory tower is my place.

But such a claim is a disgrace:
I don’t exploit poor pachyderms,
Or, wanting tusks, cause their demise.
No, I’m afraid I have to scoff,
The thought is just polemic hype.

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